You know when some dude or dudette sits next to you on the plane and won't shut up? they want to tell you where they are going and what the weather is like and how their kid is truly gifted even though he is banging his head on his tray table in the opposite row. here is the solution:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop bag.
2. Remove your laptop, and open it.
3. Start up.
4. Make sure the guy annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky. Take a very deep breath...say dirka dirka
6. Then hit this link.