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Thursday, June 28, 2007

 
  I Love Jessica Simpson Posted at 11:38 AM
 






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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

 
  Fitzy's Wicked Pissah Summer Preview Posted at 4:37 PM
 

UPDATE - Hey All-Stars - our deluxe TownieNews merchandise is almost ready! A link to merchandise (from our friends at supahfans.com) for GFY t-shirts and more is, much like a Red Sox AL East title, COMING SOON! Cheers and Beers - The TownieNews Management-type Folks


Want more Fitzy? Check out his fucking website!

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  Fitzy Pays His Respect To Dads Everywhere Posted at 4:28 PM
 


Want more Fitzy? Check out his fucking website!

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Monday, June 25, 2007

 
  Dave Interviews Boulder's Finest Posted at 6:00 PM
 


Dave has a jaw session with Bolder homeless folks. Look for our new friend "Mike" on the mayoral ballot this coming voting season. Once elected Mayor, Mike mentioned that he would like to replace all of Boulders water supply with meth and yarn. Bigtime move Mike.

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  Housewarming Sessions Posted at 10:51 AM
 

Jello shots, beer pong, jager bombs, people wearing hats, Harvey's bathroom floor, a pile of skis, shay, fetal alcohol syndrome, shoes, and a keg of stones. Pretty solid outing. Count it!






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Friday, June 22, 2007

 
  Party Like a Rockstar Posted at 4:21 PM
 

Something tells me this guy is NOT an actual rockstar.

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Thursday, June 21, 2007

 
  Green Screen Outtakes Posted at 5:14 PM
 


Classic outtake squence from a recent green screen video shoot. Crushed it.

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Monday, June 18, 2007

 
  Sexchange Posted at 1:07 AM
 

Oops, this young man dislocated his wedding tackle.
This Garbage Disposal is featured in Breckenridge 2004 [+] view

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  Project Booze at Coors Field Posted at 12:51 AM
 

Days have passed and all of the participants in project booze have been located and are in stable condition. These photos have surfaced. Additional photo evidence was found and destroyed.




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Saturday, June 16, 2007

 
  Rockies Game / Project Booze Posted at 3:13 AM
 


Went ahead and enjoyed a private suite at coors field, stacked and packed with complimentary food and booze. Bob showed us to our suite, project booze went down for 27 outs of baseball, and the date-rapist bus driver shipped us back into Boulder.
  • Peanuts Consumed: 2,739

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Thursday, June 14, 2007

 
  Fitzy's Wicked Pissah Webcast Posted at 12:50 PM
 

Meet Paul "Fitzy" Fitzgerald. Boston local and sportsfan.

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Saturday, June 9, 2007

 
  Fuck Vents Posted at 5:41 PM
 

Dave tears down the vent above the stove. Why? Because it was pissing him off.

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Friday, June 8, 2007

 
  Great Shootin: Boots and Beirut Posted at 9:49 AM
 




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Thursday, June 7, 2007

 
  The Executive Ball Scratcher Posted at 12:15 AM
 

Aimed at the "busy male executive" market, this is definitely the present for the man who has everything! When you get a twitch go straight for the itch! For the days when your own hands are just not precise enough, the gentleman's ball scratcher is in the shape of a delicate female hand making it ideal for those hard to reach places.

The nine inch handle provides excellent extra length to help get around difficult obstacles (beer bellies, old pizza, empty beer cans etc) and can provide the intimate relief that so many crave. The hilarious ball scratcher utensil is made from fine silverware (which is dishwasher safe), has a stain resistant surface and is presented in a high quality box.

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Tuesday, June 5, 2007

 
  How To: The Rubix Cube Posted at 5:06 PM
 

I finally finished the rubix cube. All it took was a baseball bat and some whiskey.

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Monday, June 4, 2007

 
  Rockies Game Posted at 5:22 PM
 

Checked out a Rockies game this weekend. It's more of a picnic feeling at Coors Field than , say Fenway, where at any moment during the ballgame youre fully ready, and willing, to take a member of the opposing team's life.

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  Rubix Disappointment Posted at 5:13 PM
 

For the first time, ever, Harvey passed out with his rubix cube in the "fucked up" position. Also, Norwegian chicks are a lot of fun.



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  Our Backyard? Yeah. Posted at 4:48 PM
 

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Friday, June 1, 2007

 
  Dedication Posted at 9:07 PM
 


Even when passed out drunk, Dave makes an attempt to play XBOX360. A true warrior.

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