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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

 
  Cockpong Posted at 7:00 PM
 


The latest and greatest in beer pong tables is this beauty. Some fine young men fashioned this piece of carefully cut wood into... well a giant cock between a pair of tits. I'm a proud man gentleman, keep up the good work.

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

 
  The Fucking Future Posted at 11:34 PM
 

Introducing: Microsoft Surface: A forthcoming product from Microsoft. The new product is developed as a software/hardware combination technology that allows a user, or multiple users, to manipulate digital content by the use of natural motions, hand gestures, or physical objects. Surface features Multi-Touch technology similar to that also used in the iPhone. It was announced on May 30, 2007 and is expected to be released by commercial partners in November of 2007. Initial customers will be in the hospitality businesses, such as restaurants, hotels, retail, and public entertainment venues. Future versions of Surface may be intended for consumer use.
NOTE: If the above paragraph means absolutely NOTHING to you, and even perhaps, makes you angry, take a couple deep breaths. It's truely worth while to take a minute or two to browse a few demo videos on the Microsoft Surface site.

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Monday, May 28, 2007

 
  Todd's Bloody Gash Posted at 3:56 PM
 

Poor Todd finds himself at a keg party with a little cut on his hand and no bandaids. What is he to do? Pour tequila on it!


NOTE: This video contains the pouring of extremely cheap tequila on an open wound. If this is not your cup of tea, don't watch the fucking video. Thank you.

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Sunday, May 27, 2007

 
  Nick Dipaolo - Pam Anderson Roast Posted at 1:43 AM
 



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  Series Premier: LTD Posted at 1:27 AM
 

LTD: Season 1 - Daytona, FL
Series Premier Tuesday @9 EST

JK

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Friday, May 25, 2007

 
  Shot Glass Checkers Posted at 9:38 PM
 

Heres a classic shot from the camera phone of a Mr. Todd Dostal. This is one of an entire lineup of bizzare boardgame variations featuring such game pieces as "Jim Beam." This photo represents the last known memory for the ensuing 37 hours on that particular weekend. Thanks Todd, you are truely a warm and tender guy.

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  Rear Factor Posted at 9:19 PM
 

NEW this week on Comcast's cable-porn network: REAR FACTOR. They say the the talented cast and phenomenal screenplay is matched only by an elaborate, compelling plot line. Thats great TV.

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Monday, May 21, 2007

 
  Snowboard Magazine Posted at 4:35 PM
 


Workin on a new subscribe ad campaign for Snowboard Mag. David Hasselhoff and Chuck Norris are subscribers, why aren't you?

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  The Brazillian Club Posted at 2:07 AM
 


This sandwich features: 1 hamburger, swiss cheese, cheddar cheese, american cheese, bacon, lettuce tomato, onion, roast beef, ham, turkey, 1 hotdog, 2 eggs, mayonnaise, and 2 bulkie rolls. Hungry? Looking to seize up your heart? No problem!

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Sunday, May 20, 2007

 
  Sale! Posted at 2:25 AM
 

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

 
  Toilet Paper Domination Posted at 10:57 PM
 


A lot of times a man is faced with the challenge of reaching the core of a roll of toilet paper with a lazer of crystal clear beer-piss. In this instance, a great success. This may offend some of you. Appologies.

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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

 
  Flute Beatbox Sessions Posted at 11:15 PM
 


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  Those are nice! Posted at 11:10 PM
 

"Are those pearls?!"

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  Microsoft Paint - Mona Lisa Posted at 11:08 PM
 

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  Great Shot Posted at 10:58 PM
 

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Monday, May 14, 2007

 
  Meet Ahmet Posted at 4:23 PM
 


Ahmet is a fine young man. Here, he has broken his face. Does he give a fuck? No. Who did this to young Ahmet? White people.
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Friday, May 11, 2007

 
  Introducing BARGOLF Posted at 4:12 PM
 


What is BARGOLF?
This innovative new drinking game combines the basics of golf, with the punishment of your liver. Hate golf? Thats fine, we arent bringing the clubs out this time. 9 holes means 9 different bars, which bars? thats up to you. Feel free to fill in the 9 holes ahead of time and follow suit, or decide on the fly. Each "hole" has a predetermined PAR which represents what needs to be consumed at each of these locations in order to break even.
PAR3 - 1 BEER
PAR4 - 1 MIXED DRINK
PAR5 - 1 BEER + 1 SHOT
Additional consumption (as outlined in the rules on the scorecard) at each hole leads to a better score. For example, take a shot on a par 3 and make birdie, an irish carbomb on a par 4 or 5 gets you an eagle, and if you manage to pound a pitcher (hero), hole-in-one. Play as individuals or team up as a foursome to compete against other teams, and at the same time, you could end up having a fouresome with members from other teams. Ladies may pair up in order to tackle the 9 holes as a team, and are encouraged to make out. In addition, at holes 3 and 6 we ask you to create your own rule. We want to see some creative rules out of you drunk mother fuckers too, such as "every time John breaths, Sally has to flash everyone." You know? Real clever shit.

So break out your stubby little green pencils, print out some scorecards, put on some knickers and a funny hat, and get out there and tee off.. We want to hear storeis and see your photos and completed scorecards.

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Thursday, May 10, 2007

 
  First Hit Posted at 10:30 PM
 

Another sick photo from Jay.

Mammoth, California
Skier: Sammy Calrson
Photo: Jay Michelfelder

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  NEW POWERHOURv1 Player Posted at 5:19 PM
 

For the first time ever, The Minutemen POWERHOUR is availible online. The POWERHOUR is the ultimate atuomated drinking game, featuring 60 minutes, 60 songs, 12 bonus rounds, 3 make-your-own rules, and a plethora of surprises. What is a POWERHOUR? It's simple. 1 shot of beer at the end of each minute, for one hour. Listen to some tunes, follow along, play by the rules, and do try to keep up. If you'd like a full quality copy of the POWERHOUR on DVD, we'd be glad to honor your request, just ask.

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Wednesday, May 9, 2007

 
  The Conference Room Posted at 9:46 AM
 

At the Freeskier Office, Target went right ahead and made sure that our conference room was not just a place of meetings and discussion, but an entertainment venue. Ample seating, from oversized beanbags and recliners, to office chairs and couches -- all brand new. Why not have a 52" HDTV and integrated surround sound system. Thanks target.
Tough day at work, checkin the flatscreen.


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Sunday, May 6, 2007

 
  Shoot The Boot Posted at 1:29 AM
 

You spill a drink, you shoot the boot. It's that simple.



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Thursday, May 3, 2007

 
  Picture This: Teaser Posted at 5:09 PM
 



Mack Dawg Productions presents: Picture This.
OK, picture this: Take 16 of the best snowboarders in the world, the hardest working crew of cinematographers in the industry and one of the worst snow years in memory and what do you come up with? Well you tell us. This is the teaser for our new film "PICTURE THIS".
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